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What We Wrote:
 

I was there to witness

Candice doing business

Across the Peak District

Shady entrepreneurship

She’d hoarded all the water

No drips came outta faucets

People paid their quota

Else they gave up their horses

 

The leisure centre stopped water sports 

Pools became dry tennis courts 

There were displays of government force

Hockey games a propaganda source

 

From Buxton to the Humber

Father’s moved their lumber

Searching for the border

Between England and Yorkshire

Mobsters walked in sections

Knocking for collections

Ordering the nation

To spread their poor sanitation

 

The leisure centre stopped water sports 

Pools became dry tennis courts 

There were displays of government force

Hockey games a propaganda source