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EPISODE 8 'Candy'
What We Wrote:
I was there to witness
Candice doing business
Across the Peak District
Shady entrepreneurship
She’d hoarded all the water
No drips came outta faucets
People paid their quota
Else they gave up their horses
The leisure centre stopped water sports
Pools became dry tennis courts
There were displays of government force
Hockey games a propaganda source
From Buxton to the Humber
Father’s moved their lumber
Searching for the border
Between England and Yorkshire
Mobsters walked in sections
Knocking for collections
Ordering the nation
To spread their poor sanitation
The leisure centre stopped water sports
Pools became dry tennis courts
There were displays of government force
Hockey games a propaganda source
What Stu "drew..."
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